Congrats! You’ve found the SUPER SECRET STELLAR STUPENDOUS SAVORY SMASH PAGE…or SSSSSSP for short. Sound it out so you remember it…SSSSSSP! Welcome! I know it doesn’t look like much now…but just you wait! In the weeks, months and maybe years (if I don’t overstay my welcome) to come, this page will be littered with Blogs, Podcasts, Memes, Links and other things I find of absolutely no use other than to waste valuable time that we should be working but choose to laugh instead. WARNING! No one under the age of 23 years 5 months 8 days 11 hours 6 minutes and 41 seconds should view some of the content that will be contained on this page. If you do happen to meet the age requirements, check and make sure you are also one of the oh so few left in this world that possesses the thing our ancestors called a sense of humor. That last requirement is extremely important!