Congrats! You’ve found the SUPER SECRET STELLAR STUPENDOUS SAVORY SMASH PAGE…or SSSSSSP for short. Sound it out so you remember it…SSSSSSP! Welcome! I know it doesn’t look like much now…but just you wait! In the weeks, months and maybe years (if I don’t overstay my welcome) to come, this page will be littered with Blogs, Podcasts, Memes, Links and other things I find of absolutely no use other than to waste valuable time that we should be working but choose to laugh instead. WARNING! No one under the age of 23 years 5 months 8 days 11 hours 6 minutes and 41 seconds should view some of the content that will be contained on this page. If you do happen to meet the age requirements, check and make sure you are also one of the oh so few left in this world that possesses the thing our ancestors called a sense of humor. That last requirement is extremely important!
I'm not sure how I feel about another Halloween Reboot. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure judging by the trailer that it will be bad ass but, how many times can you reboot a franchise before the masses are over it? Halloween Reboot
Jun 12, 2018
FALSE! I recently saw a FB post by some dbag claiming that the old school stereotype of the biker was dead on. That bikers were mean spirited individuals that lacked moral conviction and cared only about self-preservation above all else. As I read his butthurt diatribe all I could do was picture ...
Apr 26, 2018
Ok...I lied...I don't desperately need you to like me, but it'd be a lot cooler if you did. It was suggested that I roll out my own fb page for yous to contact me. So thats what I did. Like, Share and interact away!
Jan 18, 2018
Dear Diary, It's been almost 5 years and my bosses have yet to figure out I have no idea what I'm doing. Until now of course, since I'm posting a blog that anyone can access at will. But will they, that is the question. Should that sentence have a question mark? Doesn't matter. You'll q...
Nov 22, 2017
I have no f'in idea what's planned for today's show. I'm a shoot from the hip type, even more so during weeks like this. Most of you have t-minus 1.3ish days of the work week left. I'm not so lucky...I was told yesterday that I have to work on Thanksgiving Day. However, being a guy who always lo...
Nov 21, 2017